persons beware
you're stupid and that's infuriating! 
This smiley reminds of something..."I hate karma. But hey, at least stuff is burning!""That's your flesh.""Okay!"
yes i am aware that the soup is not red. i just had never seen it there before
intel play
i have often wondered the sinister meaning behind the words on this blue plastic microscope.
spots! blotches! puddles!
what exactly is the appropriate sound for a slurp?
or a muffin?
have you ever noticed a particular sound when eating a muffin?
or any sound?
or an apocalypse?
those are often lurking around muffin-eaters you know

you will notice in the diagram above, that a unsuspecting muffin eater is now victim to a large frying-pan shaped apocalypse.
the muffin lies abandoned by his side
and the cheese nip laughed.