i am posting!

cause i can.

no other reason.

oh yeah, i must shout about this at every possible moment...

im getting a laptop for my birthday!

or christmas, but thats kinda irrelevant isnt it?

but yeah, i get my own laptop!

and now i'll stop before someone notices im bragging and kills me.

people have been known to do that...

\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\ its a slanted fence.

shut up.

i still havent read the once and future king which everyone seems to abbreviate~spelling?~ when they write it so i will not...

but yesterday i had the strangest urge to go shopping for school supplies.  

im afraid.

i mean we still have a month of summer left!

but still, i want my list so i can go get everything!

my backpack agrees.

but its just saying that because it knows it cant scare me with nothing in it that can come out if it comes unzipped. i have no idea why my backpack suddenly resembles a brightly colored donkey

it likes me to fear it.

it likes to feel that it has power over me.

so i locked it in my closet with all the other things that think they have power over me.

because the closet is the one that really has all the power.

which is why you never go to sleep with the closet door open.

allo!

won't everyone be suprised when they get back from their trip to europe and see that i have actually updated?

who'm i kidding, no one comes here unless they're lyssa ~crumbs for you~ or vaguely insulting my writing...

but guess what!

i have a job! it wasnt a reality until i got here!...even if i have been bothering yall with it...

it was fun, rosa~baker~only speaks spanish, screw you and your frenchissomuchbetter brandon!

i plan to learn both.

but yeah, and i got to make an icecream soda which i didnt even know still existed...

and we had an order for 200 cookies for a wedding on friday, they want em by thursday...

we finished them...

100 wedding cake cookies with the bride and groom's names handwritten in frosting on each one.

and 100 thumbs up that said gig'em on each one, also written in frosting...

they are aggie fans apparentlynot that i care, but i suppose i should stand up for LSU...

and now that yall feel bad for me...yeah right, i didnt do much of anything on them...

i will be individually bagging them tomorrow though.

now feel guilty for not feeling bad for me...

well...i think i'll go swimming again now cause...my uncle had his own pool!

and i get it allllll to myself!!!!!

and odie if she wants...but im hoping she doesnt...

see yall soon!

its may first! its mayday!

mayday mayday mayday..heeeellllllpppppppppp...

there was a crash

i swear there was

really

you just didnt hear it

yes there was

i forgot what i was talking about again  ~its the toast's freeday~

oh yeah

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO Q-LYSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

im gonna feel really stupid if your birthday is in like september and i got it confused.

stupider than usual.

i think anyway

maybe

daptember!!!!!!!!!!!!

i would sing a happy birthday song but i dont want to...

i want you to send me the picture of the cat with the lime on its head and then explin to me how to put it on here. i looked and i couldnt find what you were talking about.

anyway,

HAPPY BIRTHDAY~again...

wow, have you ever typed whatever you happened to be hearing at the moment? or left all the typo's you made on purpose? - that being you left them on purpose not made them on purpose-

i think i will do that, whenever i hear something i wil type it!

nuh-uh you a weed!

mommy can i have some paint?

hey come here! ~can you believe these are two different smileys?~

hello!

thats fine.

...

...

...

~no ones saying anything...~

~i am the green smile in the following disagrams until the green smile stops~

are you on the internet?

what are you doing?

homework?

no?

what are you doing then? ~yes apparently i turned into a snake~

~as you can see im not adding my parts of this conversation~

now this was very boring to read so im going back and adding smiles to it, well faces if not smiles...

oh yeah, MY CD PLAYER DIED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i just found this...

wow, has anyone ever heard through a grapevine? that would be amazing!

i love fonts!

but these arent really that great.

they dont change that much

i found some ones that i really love at home!

like the jokerman one is always nice...

im going to stop now.

well that anyway.

now some grey semi-exsistences.

and now some abusive ones...

funny how there are more of those.

oh and im sure some might wonder about the title of this entry...bi!

~reference to dave the barbarian~

intel play

i have often wondered the sinister meaning behind the words on this blue plastic microscope.

spots! blotches! puddles!

what exactly is the appropriate sound for a slurp?

or a muffin?

have you ever noticed a particular sound when eating a muffin?

or any sound?

or an apocalypse?

those are often lurking around muffin-eaters you know

you will notice in the diagram above, that a unsuspecting muffin eater is now victim to a large frying-pan shaped apocalypse.

the muffin lies abandoned by his side

and the cheese nip laughed.

i am all alone in BCA today. lyssa and kelsi have gone away to practice for the talent show

funny how i finish with 20 minutes left when they arent here...

and i have nothign to say but i never get to update this thing so i figured i should.

with what is the question...

in fact i dont think i want to anymore.

there are so many things i could be doing right now 

searching for time in the grass

burning a marshmelow

starting a riot then sneaking away

j

typing that j on accident

being annoyed by the itchy smiley im being forced to stare at

wonder why

or why not

write stuff if i was at home

no then id watch tv or talk to my cat

clean my room in hopes of getting my lizard sooner...nah

the point is...sorry lizard.

there are a lot of other things i could be doing!

not to mention whoever is reading this, why are you by they way?

i stopped reading it a looooooooooong time ago.

but i will leave this guy if you really have so little of a life that you want to talk to him.

he never shuts up.

ever

ever

well i think everyone needs tobe happy and cheerful and...i cant even keep typing this.

nope sorry i tried in case anyone asks though...

but really,everything is screwed up this six weeks.

i dont feel like remembering what though.

purposeful lanternant.

Iago ~ *Slurps jolly rancher* 

well i think i will leave everyone to decide thier own mood for the present time.

pick one.

go ahead.

whats taking you so...

oh wait here are the choices.

so there that should cover any mood anyone can think of.

S'blood, you will not here me

if i ever dreamt of such a matter

abhor me!

i love iago, he has ocd of the fig sorts. and its spreading...somewhere

no i dont know where.

neither do you

i highly doubt it anyway

there is an ad here with people kissing

it is annoying

very annoying

i am imagining carving tiger stripes in their faces

i feel better now

kinda

did you know that every unedible thing youve ever eaten is sitting in your brain?

herer are a few of the things in mine:

there is that egg cup shaped blanket again...still here are you?

i would feel better if it was gone

it seems to think i am rude and it has walked off

or whatever blankets do

hahaha...i win

what did we win?

it was us wasnt it? im not alone, no no

see all of them are here  they are listening you cant...

  apparently they can

i have to leave now, i still dont know what they can do

but trust me, THEY CAN

wow, i finally found my way back here...its a very scary place out there. its full of all sorts of blue boxes and mismatched socks.

i am happy though because i have two reviews on my story at fiction press! one was from lyssa but still, i got a review!

not that you arent important lyssa, here are some crumbs 

im in a good mood, im thinking of giving crumbs to the first people to come here again, but i will wait patiently because no one comes here any more...

meitnerium is a nice word.

thats my name on fictionpress, but more importantly it is the name of my purple snake, also given to me by lyssa.

i think i must go find my other friends.

if there are any, yes there are i suppose they just arent on the site anymore.

lanternant...

the green marker smells like limes

i am now sniffing a limey marker.

by limey i mean the actual lime smell

not the fanfic term

which is a detailed form of lemon as i horrifiedly-ish found out...

i will not tell anyone who doesnt know what a lemon is what a lemon is

wow that was fun to type.

whatalemoniswhatalemoniswhatalemoniswhatalemonis...

qwertyuiop!~cited~

        i like this guy

he seems harmless but dont be fooled...

he could attack at any moment

lets leave him in peace now.

g'bye... brend-ah...

g'bye...stuart...